Or reading them, either.
good morning, here’s your newspaper.
…and a little dance.
He’s so proud of himself.
“We just got a letter, we just got a letter, we just got a letter, i wonder who it’s from!”
heeeeeeres the mail it never fails it makes me wanna wag my tail when it comes i wanna yell MAAAAAAAIL
is this what responsibilities look like
can i just
so bill nighy was wearing a motion capture suit and screaming at johnny depp
and johnny depp had to scream back
without either of them laughing
just imagine that. two grown men, one in pyjamas with balls on his face, and the other in a pirate costume, screaming at the top of their lungs at each other
On second thoughts
calling people on the phone is more stressful than open heart surgery
LITERALLY JUST PASSED BATMAN
No one’s above the law
Not even Batman
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